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Where’s Your Head At?

Published on February 1, 2007

We’re in the middle of a dreadful drought.
He’s hosing down his car.
A huge, diesel-chomping Landcruiser.
With the engine running.
Outside my bedroom window.
At 5am.
IN THE FUCKING RAIN!

Apparently I look a lot like Linda Blair in The Exorcist at 5am when woken by the stupidity of neighbours.


Sucked Into The Supermassive

Published on October 23, 2006

The past six months have been horrible. Black hole horrible. Life has sucked and I don’t hold out any hope for a lessening of the suckiness anytime soon.

October Birthday Horror is almost over and that’s a good thing I suppose. But it does mean that we’re closer to the Evil Season which, for the […]